Creator: 6MPk...m1xn
H2No – Dehydrated Water
The Ultimate Innovation in Nothing™
Tired of lugging around heavy, wet, space-wasting water?
Sick of hydration being… hydrated?
Say hello to H2No — the world’s first and only dehydrated water.
Just add water.
What you get:
100% pure, premium, lab-certified absence of water
Zero calories, zero volume, zero hydration
Environmentally friendly: produces no plastic waste, no runoff, no actual liquid of any kind
Perfect for people who want to stay aggressively un-hydrated
Weight: 0g (before you add nothing to it)
Instructions for use:
Open bag.
Add Fresh Water.
Enjoy your perfectly dry, completely non-liquid experience.
Tell people you’re “into molecular minimalism” or “post-hydration wellness.”
Scientific highlights:
100% H₂O-free guarantee
Dehydration level: Expert
Rehydration required? Never again.
Pairs beautifully with existential dread and/or extremely dry humor
Why settle for regular water when you can own the concept of its total absence?
This NFT is your official, blockchain-verified claim to ownership of one unit of absolutely nothing — packaged in the most revolutionary bag of nothing ever sold.
Limited edition. Extremely limited hydration. Extremely high vibes.
H2No
Because sometimes the best way to quench your thirst… is to stop having one.
Own the void.
Own H2No.