H2No Dehydrated Water

H2No – Dehydrated Water The Ultimate Innovation in Nothing™ Tired of lugging around heavy, wet, space-wasting water? Sick of hydration being… hydrated? Say hello to H2No — the world’s first and only dehydrated water. Just add water. What you get: 100% pure, premium, lab-certified absence of water Zero calories, zero volume, zero hydration Environmentally friendly: produces no plastic waste, no runoff, no actual liquid of any kind Perfect for people who want to stay aggressively un-hydrated Weight: 0g (before you add nothing to it) Instructions for use: Open bag. Add Fresh Water. Enjoy your perfectly dry, completely non-liquid experience. Tell people you’re “into molecular minimalism” or “post-hydration wellness.” Scientific highlights: 100% H₂O-free guarantee Dehydration level: Expert Rehydration required? Never again. Pairs beautifully with existential dread and/or extremely dry humor Why settle for regular water when you can own the concept of its total absence? This NFT is your official, blockchain-verified claim to ownership of one unit of absolutely nothing — packaged in the most revolutionary bag of nothing ever sold. Limited edition. Extremely limited hydration. Extremely high vibes. H2No Because sometimes the best way to quench your thirst… is to stop having one. Own the void. Own H2No.